Cmdr. William Riker & ensign Ro Laren in ep 14, s05: “Conundrum”.

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Anonymous said: If the Star Trek captains (as in the characters, not the actors) were to all meet each other, how do you think it would go? Who would get along? Who wouldn't?

theadmiralscoffee:

It’d be civil for a while, til they all started drinking and trying to one up each other with adventure stories

OH YEAH WELL I WAS CHARTING NEW PLACES AND EXPLORING NEW WORLDS

FUCK THAT I TRAVERSED AN ENTIRE QUADRANT

I HAD TO DEAL WITH Q FIRST

BUT AT LEAST HE DIDN’T WANT TO MATE WITH YOU

I JUST PUNCHED HIM AND IT WAS GLORIOUS FUCK YOU ALL I’M SPACE JESUS

I WAS EXPLORING SPACE WHEN IT WAS ALL NEW SO THERE ALSO I HAVE A PUPPY SO THERE’S THAT

aw man I miss Molly

FUCK YOU ALL I’M SPACE JESUS

oh my god BEN SISKO WOULD

factsinallcaps:

THE MAXIMUM DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS IS 401 MILLION KILOMETERS, OR 249,169,848 MILES. THIS IS JUST OVER 22 LIGHT MINUTES. 

THIS MEANS THAT IF THEY INVENTED A SPACECRAFT CAPABLE OF TRAVELING AT LIGHT SPPED, PASSENGERS ON THAT SHIP COULD WATCH A MAXIMUM OF ONE EPISODE OF THE OFFICE OR COMPARABLE SITCOM, AND A SHORT EPISODE AT THAT, ON THE JOURNEY FROM EARTH TO MARS. 

ON AVERAGE, PASSENGERS WOULD ARRIVE AT MARS JUST OVER HALFWAY THROUGH THE EPISODE, 12 AND A HALF MINUTES IN, AND WHEN EARTH AND MARS ARE CLOSEST TO ONE ANOTHER, A PASSENGER WOULD BE LUCKY TO GET THROUGH THE THEME SONG, AS THEY WOULD ARRIVE ON MARS A SHORT 3 MINUTES AFTER THEY LEFT. 

TRAVELING FROM EARTH TO URANUS AT LIGHTSPEED WOULD TAKE A MINIMUM OF APPROXIMATELY THE LENTH OF THE FILM “THE DARK KNIGHT” AND A MAXIMUM OF APPROXIMATELY THE LENGTH OF THE FILM “BRAVEHEART.”

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lesliecrusher:

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

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solo-by-choice:

Odo + season 4

 I’ve spent most of my life bringing people to justice. Now that it’s my turn, how can I run away?

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ds9vgrconfessions:

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[Tuvok always makes me feel comforted.]

ds9vgrconfessions:

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[Tuvok always makes me feel comforted.]

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cecilyjeanne:

Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes - Star Trek:TNG S2 Gag Reel (x)

Ladies and Gentlemen, on your right you’ll see a Shakespearean actor and a highly respected film/TV director together in their natural habitat…

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subspacecommunication:

En’s Voyager Illustrated Drabbles - Chapter 1: Negotiations

Chapters: 1/?

Fandom: Star Trek: Voyager
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Kes (Star Trek), Seska
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Friendship, Female Friendship, Hair Braiding, Ocampa, Cardassian

What if Seska’s Cardassian nature was revealed right from the start?

Whatever the Caretaker did to test on Voyager and Maquis crewmembers disrupts and destroys Seska’s disguise, and everybody discovers she’s Cardassian the moment they return to their ships. Through the sheer luck of having ‘bigger fish to fry’ at that moment, Seska is spared from any attack, and ends up in Janeway’s custody after the crew merge. She’s confined to the brig initially, but then to her quarters under armed guard after senior staff discussion that they can’t keep her in the brig forever - helped along by Kes, who is kind and helpful to Seska where Alpha Quadrant natives are suspicious and angry. Eventually, Kes pushes for Seska to be integrated into the crew, though naturally she’s only considered for the lowest possible security risk positions.

This ficlet takes place a little after Seska has been allowed to work again, and presumes that Kes has visited Seska very frequently.

You might need to suspend belief a lot for this one, since it relies on a lot of set-up that isn’t actually in a fic. It might be quite OOC for the same reason. Sorry about that! If you want to take this premise and make a better job of it, please by all means go ahead. :D

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alithea:

jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk:

Aretha Franklin - Rolling In The Deep (Adele Cover)

THIS IS NOT A TEST
REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A TEST

oh shi

She opens her mouth and I get shivers.

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